Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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