You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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