Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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