the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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