She is in my trunk
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
