I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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