you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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