Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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