that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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