just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got inside last night via doggy door
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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