Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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