she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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