shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Help. Why am I so naked?
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