i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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