i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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