dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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