do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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