she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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