drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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