Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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