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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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