I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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