When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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