It's just like the Real World with babies
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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