hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
the liver wants what the liver wants
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
