you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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