i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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