I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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