If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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