can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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