I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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