There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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