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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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