at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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