i think my mom watched the whole time
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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