I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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