I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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