Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I did not marry a roomba.
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