she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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