i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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