its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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