I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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