even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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