Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
