nut hugger
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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