It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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