We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize