Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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