we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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