Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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