plz talk dirty to me
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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