Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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