He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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