Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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