if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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