I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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