I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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